Burnley win point

It only took five games for the Dingles to get off the mark as division one’s basement side sat out a nil-apiece bore draw with less-than-impressive Crystal Palace.

With as many goals for as points scored, the Yorkshiremen have conceded 10 in five, leaving boss Stanley Ternent with nothing to say but the obvious.

“The players just aren’t doing it,” he moaned. “A blind man on a galloping horse can see that.”